July 2011
Last night during drinks at AppleBees
I went on my phone and spent a good 15 minutes laughing at pictures of 3 my friends.. tucking their weiners in between their legs thus creating a the look of mid transformation transexuals…
They’re calling it Weinerless Wednesdays.
OMG. -___-
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Time to take my anxiety medicine, again..
CANNABIS. (;
It's funny when you think it's that simple..
I won’t be here when you get back.
I dislike hearing the sound of my father talking...
Everything he says to her sounds nicer than anything he’s ever said to me in my whole life.
It’s cool. I don’t like that fucker, anyway.
Dear coworker,
Please do not call me in the midst of my midday slumber to verbally reenact what happened last night at our other coworker’s house, pertaining you acting like an idiot. Furthermore, do not ask me ridiculous questions of whether or not I remembered last night. Lastly, do you work for the fucking gym you go to? Don’t offer me a membership, ever again. If I wanted one, then I most...
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